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Runforthecube
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Someone Like You (Adele No Autotune Cover Parody)
I wrote another song about me wanker ex he's a worthless lout
His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on 5 Rubbish Road flat number 22
If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils
Did I mention He has herpes (and warts) I'll never stop talkin' shi*e about you
I wish nothing but, arse worms for Tim Matthews If you cross me You're dead
I'll hide under your bed Next time you check the mail You'll find your new girlfriend's head
stop right there adele dont sing another bloody word you've lost the plot haven't you? Two can play at this game.keep playin you poof.Adele's got bipolar disorder
She's an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder
She left out the verse where she cheated on me
With all her roadies and Mr. Bean
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I always brought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed
You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you pleased
You offered me some lovin Then you gave me a dutch oven And you kicked my arse on Christmas
Everyone of your songs is untrue
I caught herpes and willy warts from you
Children tell me to drop dead They throw milkshakes at me head
Even the Queen once said, F**k you Adele's boyfriend Nevermind all that stuff about Tim Matthews.
Instead lets focus on Neal Kent from primary school
Cuz he used to kick my chair Then he put glue in my hair
He called me a cabbage head Lets ruin his life instead
i dont know why i have such rotten luck with men
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