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Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band( The Bonzo Dog Band )
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Big Shot
Lyricist:Vivian Stanshall
I am the Big Shot You heard me right the first time Name of bachelor Johnny Cool Occupation, Big Shot
Occupation at the moment, just having fun What a party that was The drinks were loaded And so were the dolls
I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan Then I saw Hotsie, what a dame A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region
She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima I had to stand back for fear of being burned Whiskey wow, wow, I breathed She was dressed as before the bed
In that kind of outfit She could get rolled at night And I don't mean on a crap table
It's kind of revealing, isn't it? Revealing? It's positively risk I like it, she said 'You're a man with a thousand Gs, right?'
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com 'A thousand what?' I quipped 'G-men, girls, guns, guts' 'You're my type' 'Wrong, baby', I slapped her hard 'I'm a L man, strictly liquor, love and laughs'
She stared over my shoulder 'Play it cool, Johnny' Play it what? I flipped 'Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York Lead filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this'
She said, 'Johnny, this is a deadly game Have a few laughs and go home' I shuddered, normally I pack a rod in pajamas I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach
I said, 'Wrong, baby, you can't fool me' She spat playfully, 'I'm ahead of you, Johnny' I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said 'Baby, you're so far ahead it's beautiful'
'You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that' 'Electric Cheri, bounce off my rocket, tout comprehend?' We spoke French fluently, our lips met again and again 'Yeah, yeah, yeah', I slobbered Hotsie said, 'You're slobbering all over the seat, kid'
I went home late, very late What could I say to M
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