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Thurl Ravenscroft
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You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Song Only)
Lyricist:Theo Seuss Geisel, Albert Hague
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine and a half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You're a nasty, wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote 'Stink, stank, stunk!'
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch! You're the king of sinful sots! Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy, purple spots, Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! With a nauseous super naus! You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
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